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Tuesday, November 29, 2005




The Real Reason You Can't Look At The Sun!

Let me first allude to our child hood memories. What did it mean when your mom said not to look in the closet? It meant she didn't want you to see the Christmas presents that were hiding there. Concurrently, when you were told not to watch a certain tv program, well you just knew there was something you where being sheltered from.

So now it must be wondered, why can't we look at the sun? Well it can only be concluded that something is being hidden away from us. Buy who's hiding it, I think this is on a grander scale then someones mother. The government perhaps. But what? And why?

It must be something big, or else why would they threaten to burn out our eyes for looking. On those days of an eclipse is the day of highest secrecy, someone is willing blind us just to try and convince us its blinding. I've look into the sun my fair share of times and can proudly say I still have sight. So why the lies and, the cover ups.

So what would need to be in the sun to remain hidden, It would have to be something big, and gigantic. I'm not talking sumo style big, or buses. Its gotta be unimaginably huge.

Thats it! I know what it is. Somebody, is hiding a giant ball of fire in the sun. It makes perfect sense, they don't want us to see the great weapon so trick us into looking away. Why didn't I see this earlier. So next time the sun is out look into it briefly and if you look close I'll put money on you finding a big ball of fire where the sun should be.

This giant ball of fire is being hidden in the sun by the sunscreen companies. Did you really think sunburns were natural? No way, they got invented as a way of making us buy increasingly powerful spf's. There is only one solution, the next summer day everyone must pull out their water gun and point if right at the sun. “Fire!” Spray the sun until it burns, out! The lies are over the truth has arrived



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