Friday, December 16, 2005
Why me why me why me .... some times i just wonder .... and then again probe into the abyss trying to find some answers though my efforts are futile ...i once again question why me why mewhy me........
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Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Empty Apartment
Call me out You stayed inside One you love Is where you hide Shot me down As I flew by Crash and burn I think sometimes You forget where the heart is
Answer no to these questions Let her go, learn a lesson It's not me, you're not listening Now, can't you see something's missing You forget where the heart is Take you away from that empty apartment You stay, and forget where the heart is Someday if ever you loved me you'd say, it's okay
Waking up from this nightmare How's your life? What's it like there? Is it all what you want it to be? Does it hurt when you think about me? And how broken my heart is Take you away from that empty apartment You stay, and forget where the heart is Someday if ever you loved me you'd say, it's okay It's okay to be angry and never let go It only gets harder the more that you know When you get lonely if no one's around You know that I'll catch you when you're falling down We came together but you left alone And I know how it feels to walk out on your own Maybe someday I will see you again And you'll look me in my eyes and call me your friend Take you away from that empty apartment You stay, and forget where the heart is Someday if ever you loved me you'd say, it's okay It's okay It's okay
is it i still dont know my self i keep looking at past memories though owing to theories of time space and technicality they were only for a short span of time you'd be now telling me that our friendly neighbourhood gargoyel has gone soft when i quote..."but to me it was as if for a eternity".......but i cant help it.....because i still cant figure out where my heart is may be i know for sure where it is..i have a heart that bleeds and its purple now who is the One The Who and why cant i get over i just cant get over....i couldent stop my self i fell and i enjoyed my fall but i guess i forgot about the hard cold concrete which would cushion my fall....I wish i wish that iit was all that easy
bulid a bridge make a path over look the aftermath.......
......................... This turpentine chaser's got kick & the rag that it's soaked in is rich.The fumes aide the pace of my cleaning & as soon as I'm done I am gone.....and i still wait for that call.........in this empty apartment....
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
A Star Wars Episode We'd Like to see : AIIIIII
yes this is what we would like to see The versatile Ali-g head on with the dark side...
As usual the conflict begins in a galaxy far far far far far farfarfarfarfarfrafrafrafrafrafrafrarfrafrafrarfrafrafar
fararfarfrafrafrafrafrafrafrafraffrarfarfar away........
bloody hell figure the rest of the story out...im in no mood for writing now as becoz MeJuLiE hasnt called yet and im depressed..just throw in some weed porn batty boys booyakas and the usual stuff into the script and did i tell u MeJuLiE hasent called yet...MeJuLiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Monday, December 12, 2005
Is It Because I is a Jedi( Jedi quotes thru fa ages AIII and Rantings )
Freedom from strong emotions *cough cough* a jedi's life must...erm *cough* totally baked am I
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Yoda
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
Frank Oz
I'm just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real light saber.
Ewan McGregor
The psychic space that Pac-Man grew to occupy in the early 1980s popular culture was truly enormous, filling in the vacuum of downtime between 'The Empire Strikes Back' and 'Return of the Jedi' and stepping into the breach vacated by Kiss, when all of Am.
Chris Green
Dooku gay? Never thought he was gay... Mace Windu on the other hand.... sorry, that guy grates me NO MATTER WHAT!
So who do you think is the ultimate villian here? Your all time favorite villian in Star Wars?
Mine would have to be Darth Maul. What a cutie especially with them cute spikes on his head.
Ive heard theres going to be 3 more episodes is this true
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO
STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE
Oh ah.... MORE Star Wars movies to come... what the hell...? They should just leave it, don't touch it any more. Can't take any more disappointment.
I just saw the movie last night and because I was raised on Star Wars - I did enjoy it. But I found the script & acting terrible (except Ewan MacGregor, he did well). Everything was contrite, simple and formula. Lucas also went over the top on everything else (maybe compensating for the lack of acting & script?)...like the ships constantly flipping...its just symbolic of the whole movie trying TOO damn hard. The amount of loose ends is insane...look at this thread as we all search for answers on who this was and what that was. There was an assumption made that we were all SW crazed fans that have educated ourselves on the subject. Lucas used NO imagination whatsoever...which is why the camera angles and shots were lacking...he relied on technology to accomplish what his imagination succeeded in doing for the first three movies. So much unrealistic and unpalatable storyline: Annakin switching over w/no demands or discussion. The "chosen" one crap thrown in there to restore balance to the galaxy (so its only in balance when the Jedi are in charge?). What exactly was the "plan" at the end...just split everyone up w/no thought to the future. What was all that crap about Obi Wan connecting with his master to learn immortality? (wasn't that what Annakin wanted from the dark side?)...Argh...
Dracul is in the mood for Ali G.
For the love of god lucas leave the classics be....
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Saturday, December 03, 2005
This is the future? Where's the fucking sexbots?
2005, that sounds like the future to me, and yet, where are all the accoutrements that actually make it the future? Where, pray tell, is my shiny metallic clothing? Where's HAL? And, most importantly, where the fuck are my sexbots? My robotic sexual slaves (or clones, honestly, I'm not picky.) that bend to my beck and whim, moaning, groaning and screaming "JA VUL MEIN FUHRER!!!" while I wear a Nazi costume and slap her ass with a riding crop.
And yet, here we are, where the best the future has to throw at us is the RealDoll? What the fuck is this shit? If I want to fuck a mere mannequin, I'll walk my ass down to JC Penney's petite section. Nay, I need emotion (however false it may be.), I need warmth, I need someone to have sex with who will never have a headache or accuse me of rape (Hey, the bitch had it coming.), I need lube, I need a sexbot. Or a hobby. I haven't decided yet.
And what about all the other stuff we were promised by television shows and books but still don't have? Where's my flying car? Where's my death ray? And most importantly, why the fuck are furries still allowed to freely wander the earth and molest our animals? This is not progress, friends, this is, if anything regression. And I place all the blame for that regression solely on the unmuscled pasty shoulders of the furry subculture!
Most other sexual deviancies have produced something worthwhile, there's a metric fuckton of famous gay people, most chubby chasers now are merely more extreme forms of men who liked their women with a bit of junk in the trunk- Women like Marilyn Monroe, and who fucked Marilyn Monroe? JF motherfucking K! If Kennedy was fine with a bit of extra woman, then I'm fine with people who are fine with a bit of extra woman. Guys like this however, are right out.
But who, pray tell, is a famous furry? I'll give you a hint, NO ONE. You know why? They're too busy dressing up in costumes with easily accessible asses and fucking my dog to do anything at all! Those cocksmoking sons of whores are what's wrong with society today, and in the name of progress, the death ray, and, most importantly, robotic sex slaves, you should do your duty as a citizen of earth and eliminate a furry today.
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Parents PtI.....(Encounters of the thordd kind)
Saturaday:10:50 am......well nahh im in no mood of starting a journal blog but a few minutes back in the past i have been exposed to a buffet of incredible but day to day expiriances with a normal pair of Parentus Homoseparatus Assholicas well my parents to be more exact.....as i sit here infront of my pc and try to write a rant about my manufacturers...i get awed by the differences i share with them and how different they are from me well with all that bag full of differences u can guess the degree of seperation..between us......oh well now let me rewind the the hands of time a few minutes back well..its a good saturady morning....im just chilling in my room just had breakfast and just turned on led zep.....who just gives me an assuring smile that Rock is not dead and starts my day ...by chanting.......
" There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is goldAnd she's buying a stairway to heaven And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven"..............and suddenly from the uncharted depths of my house comes growl...what the hell..turn the volume down.......u r listening to bull-shit that is corrupting your mind...look at you u have become a nuisance to this society look at you u have become charecterless......you..you..you.
..(takes a while to search the word)....you....(continues)....you criminal............its in human nature to react to every action..
so i go like what, how, when and i get answers like spoilt brat..scum...mannerless creature...well i never did know that led zep could usher in such reaction from these enities...well i again wonder and try to make sense of the words fired at me...all i ever wanted to be was a simple proletariat and live with my dream which is to have a dream...but on the other hand these entities who own my life want me to have another dream which will be like a happy life in a two bed room flat with 2 toilets and a 21 inch flat-tv a 8 seater car with a mechanical wife and 2 packaged kids...but i dont want that....so i raise my voice....and try to counter their views...i must say my manufacturers are very fragile creatures as observed through time i now can say that each and every one of my views ever bestowed upon them gives them hyper tension or a heart attack or an evil hex of such a serious degree that they are instantly transferred to their virtual death-bed's....this grave offence of mine is again countered by a series of punishments like a short economic drought suspension of personal liberties....and a few bouts of physical violence.....and then again from time to time reapeted showers of capitalist influenced talks...I get anstonished by the sheer brilliance of their kind when they divert the flow of water from one point of critical analization to another for example.....They give theories about how my hobbies of music art and photography is making me a socially unacceptable creature and how my critical comments about commercial beings is leading to an attitudude problem in me which is making me chareterless and my proletariat dressin habbit is making me a criminal and how an unclean section of my room has led to the destruction of the ozonelayer over kolkata...they again link all these theories together and relate how all these are gonna lead to the making of a proletariat godzilla a social outkast who will be responisble for world anhilation and cause etrnal shame to the clan.. are they the best conspiracy theorists ever or what......
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Lies Girls Have Told Me:
"I didn't do anything over the weekend.."
Lie. This translates into "I got drunk and had lots of sex that I regret having now that I'm sober, but I'd rather not sound like a slut, so I'll give you the false impression that I live a modest life sitting at home and reading over my weekends, so you'll have to find out what I really did from people talking behind my back." This is probably closer to the truth than most people think. And don't mail me some politically correct rant saying "well not every girl is like that blah blah blah..." I know that not every girl is like that. Nobody cares.
"I've only kissed one guy..."
Lie. No girl has only kissed one guy. Any girl that says she has kissed only one guy is either too young to have kissed more, or a damned liar.
"I think you're cute!"
Lie. No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.
"Looks don't matter to me.."
Lie. Looks don't matter, MY ASS. Looks matter. Any girl that says "looks don't matter" is in denial. Proof? The good looking jerks that treat women like shit always get the women.
"I want to find a guy that's sensitive.."
Lie. This one's a whopper. Girls don't want sensitive guys, nay, when it comes down to it all they really want is sex. Most of them are no better than the assholes they sleep with. Sure.. they want sensitivity.. ass slapping, hair pulling sensitivity. What girl in their right mind would willingly sleep with a total jerk? Are all these girls being raped? Or are they really just horny? They want sensitivity.. or at least, that's what they'll have you believing, with their warm smiles and good looks. Just once, I'd like to meet a good looking girl that's not in denial, and that won't put on an integrity show, and that will just come out and admit that she's been pounded more times than any nail in the floor she stands on, like the whore that she is. At least then I'd respect her for being honest. It's so transparent to me what's going on. They fritter their lives away having sex every day of the week, and then go to church on sunday and think they're clean again. They're only fooling themselves. It's probably the only way they can live with their conscience (or lack thereof).
"I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm not going to date for a while"
Lie. I hear this one a lot. They say it to sound like they're not whores going from one guy immediately to the next, but come the first good looking jerk with slick hair and a nice car, and she'll be in bed with him faster than she can contract his STDs.
"I like to have fun.."
Lie. Some girls I've talked to have been so shallow, that when asked what they like to do, she'll simply say "I like to have fun.." No shit? I thought you liked being bored like the rest of us. What the hell kind of answer is "I like to have fun.." Who doesn't like to have fun? Upon further probing for what they like to do, they'll say "well.. uhhh.. I like to swim, and go hiking, and uhh.. I like to just hang out with friends.. uhhh.. I like to see movies.. uhhh..." Okay, she likes to see movies. Potential for a conversation. So, I'll ask them what movies they like, and with out fail, they always say "oh.. uhh... I like all movies.." No, dipshit, you don't like all movies. Nobody does. What movies do you like? "uhh.. I like romantic movies mostly.." (I don't really say dipshit.. I'm usually very mannered around women.. not that it matters, since they only want a rich guy to screw). My fault on that one, I should have known. Upon further interrogating (at least it seems like interrogation, since they have nothing to say about anything that matters outside of their microcosm of existence), they tell me that they like music, "all kinds" of music, of course. This is all torture to me. Why the hell should I waste my time with someone so damn boring?
"I like guys with a sense of humor.."
Lie. I consider myself to have a sense of humor. Anyone that comes to this site and leaves without being offended has to have a sense of humor (or a really low attention span). Most of the girls that say this usually mean to say "I'm a giddy little girl that laughs at everything regardless of how everything I laugh at is painfully not funny." The elusive "guys with a sense of humor" they talk about are jerks that treat them like shit so often, that they have no choice but to think that it's funny so they can live with themselves for dating them. Pathetic.
542,956 girls hate me.
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Thursday, December 01, 2005
SOMETIMES
Sometimes i wonder sometimes as if defining sometimes is a hard thing to do may be it is easier at times..but sometimes i dont know about its technicality which sometimes i find psycadelic and wonder why sometimes i use this word with an s...at the begining and at the end...my hand itches my heart aches as i want to put an aphostrophie between the e and s but guess what the constitution of proper english language usage has chained my free will and barred my concious mind from doing so and which has in a random mode bared me from doing dat in my unconcious sub concious and other types booyaka conciouss states but sometimes....i wonder wish i could define the verrsatality and psycadellicness of this word somtimes..but then sometimes like as of now i just try to probe in to the depth of my thoughts and click on the search button and i get a thousand answers ..each and every one of them sayin maybe its just the weed that i smoked a while ago and somtimes it really makes me wonder.......................which brings in a lot of issues...may be i have become a paranoid or may be its just the weed that i smoked............but what about somtimes who is somtimes i dont know him\her i cant define it why cant i define it.....ahhhhh crap may be it was just the weed i smoked a while ago.........................may be not....... .............................but some times........................................and the TRAIN ROLLS ON>>>>
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